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Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014
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Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
by Indy the Great January 12, 2019
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Bladerunner

1980s science fiction film starring Harrison Ford and directed by Ridley Scott. Bladerunners are special police officers trained to hunt down replicant rogues.

The film is well known among sci-fi fans for its ending, which the studio forced Scott to change for the original theatrical release (it was later restored in a director's cut). The studio forced Scott to replace the dark, ambiguous closing scene with a sickning honeymoon scene and voiceover.

Ford and Scott hold different views as to whether Ford's character in the film is a replicant or not. This ambiguous plot point is not entirely proven or disproven in the DC.
Have you seen Bladerunner? Great movie, but what's with those weird unicorn bits?
by Greg May 1, 2004
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flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
by Iconoblast March 16, 2011
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Blender 3D

A free, open-source 3D polygon modelling program scripted entirely within Python.
Blender supports export to many generic and specific 3d file formats.
Our team used Blender 3D to create our MMORPG
by Mincetro February 10, 2006
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blendering

1. (verb) to mix things up with the use of a blender.
my friend thought she was smarter than me, but i couldn't hear her over the sound of my roommate blendering his post-workout smoothie
by nickjames23 March 18, 2011
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Nigga Cock Blender

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER
by Today is clueless March 26, 2020
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