Bleeding

A mild word often used as an adjective to emphasise dislike or negativity in relation to something else, comparable to bloody

"We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats" - Monty Python's Flying Circus, episode 21

by Xenophilius August 3, 2007

bedding it

when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"

This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it

Mate : You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

OR

Mate: You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

by Persiflage X June 30, 2010

The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.

Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."

by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013

bleeding heart

Feeling sorry for everything and everyone and giving in to emotions quickly.

'My heart bleeds for you.' I am a bleeding heart.

by Liz February 23, 2005

My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

Bleeding edge

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.

For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.

by do I have to put something here? October 1, 2004

anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

by Spidershit January 31, 2014