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Basingstoke

A town in Hampshire run by a woman called Maria. Veryone hangs around festival place and no where else, everyone is a chav or a rich kid wanna be chav and there is a wide range of high and low end shops like Apple, and Poundland. The locals refer to it as "b'stoke" or just "town", and by locals I mean the local road men who think they are hard by saying "wagwan" or "piffting".
Wagwan fam wanna go get a cheeky Nando's with the mandem in Basingstoke?
by Dat Big Boi February 17, 2017
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Basingstoke Town

Welcome to Basingstoke Town the town full of hypocrites, fake friends, unreliable people, wannabe chavs that all act like they own Basingstoke but are all just complete nerds that listen to Drill Music and act like wannabe gangsters.
by Anonymous58963 April 1, 2021
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Basingstoke

A: *goes on and on on some hysterical riff*
B: Basingstoke!
by Korora April 15, 2004
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Basingstoke

a town that is just much boring and where most people are probably on drugs or are pedophiles and you are very likely ti get stabbed
im going to Basingstoke
ew why you gonna go Basingstoke? you wanna get stabbed
by Amethyst3110 October 3, 2020
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