You may be receiving oral pleasures from a lady (or man, whatever floats your boat), and at the point of climax the noise expelled by your willy while ejaculating is a big "BLAT", similar to the sound it would make if you jumped on a full tube of toothpaste.

Blat by Sean Curry August 6, 2007

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Blat

1. a word used to confuse and otherwise annoy foreign exchange students from Slovakia. To confuse your own Slovakian, just tell them it can replace any noun.

Man, i got some blat on my face.

Dude, i tore that chicks blat up last night.

Blat!!!

I was all like "whoa" and she was all like "blat"

Blat by Chip Foster September 14, 2006

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blat

1) Anoter one of many terms designating a type of fart. The "blat" is designated by an explosive blast of rectal gas. While the sound is ferocious, the smell is usually deadly. However the duration (of both the blat and the people standing around the blat-ter) is very brief (pun intended).

2) The type of fart typically associated with "Ocky" and "Clutcher" in the less-well-known comic series of the same name.

3) Designating one of the the two most obnoxious sounds of the tuba. In this context, the term is often spelled "blatt" and associated with "the other" obnoxious sound of the tuba, the "woop". Often the two sounds are grouped together (e.g. "blatting and wooping").

1) We were playing cards when all at once... BLAT! Grodie let one go, and the game was immediately called off.

2) BLAT!

3) Tubas... we're going to try that again. This time without the blatting and wooping.

blat by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

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