blastoised

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.

man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.

by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006

Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

Blastissimo

N, blah-STEE-seemo slang term meaning fucking loud as shit.

My director wasn’t happy with my triple Fortissimo so I cranked my guitar to Blastissimo.

by Jimi freaking Hendrix September 24, 2018

Blastoise

An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.

That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.

by I_Destroy_all September 5, 2010

Blastoise

One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!

mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...

by longis. November 29, 2004

Blastoise

A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.

Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's

Me and my friend blastoised each other

by berry-chaan September 9, 2010

Blackosis

The medical condition in which one does not remember significant portions of the night due to the high volume of alcohol consumption.

Matt: I can’t believe what you did last night!
Grace: Omg wait... what did I do?
Matt: You chased your fourth tequila shot by open-mouth making out with a horse.
Grace: Wowwww I don’t remember anything, I was suffering from blackosis.

by dracehow July 26, 2019