A [blarney stone]

The wonderful act of ejaculating 14 times into a condom, ropes a plenty, and then proceeding to freeze the condom and use it as a dildo.
I'm so excited for to watch Brad give Kev a blarney stone tonight its going to be amazing. I hope they both fill the condom.
by Bogdan's smasmortion April 12, 2009
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Blarney Stoner

A person of Irish descent who frequently smokes marijuana.
"Dude, that Irish exchange student Riley McFinnigan O'Connor smokes more weed than anyone else at this school. He's such a Blarney Stoner."
by amazingASK April 07, 2009
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Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet
I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo
by NZ Jack November 08, 2013
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kiss the Blarney Stone

To kiss the Blarney Stone is said to bring about a charm on the kisser, to bestow upon them a silver tongue with which they get the gift of the gab to spin flattery, tales, and songs to mesmerize others.
A man attempting to kiss the Blarney Stone falls to his death. Holmes' investigation reveals this as a murder
by The Slang Overwatcher October 25, 2017
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the blarney cone

a small ice cream place in Sea Girt New Jersey (the Jersey shore) it has good ice cream but is worked by stoners, lax bros and hot blondes. its very clean and the people are always helpful and friendly if your lucky they might not charge you out of pure laziness.
joe- hey want to go get some ice cream?
emily-yea! at the sunday times?
joe- fuck that shit! im going to The Blarney Cone
by pokesmot420 June 17, 2011
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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 04, 2021
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