Josh Blankenship

The most, amazing handsome guy in existence. He's also very charming. Women want him and men want to be him.

That dude is awesome, he must be Josh Blankenship.

by Biscuits999 December 4, 2011

Kelly Blankenship

Kelly Blankenship is a PE teacher that likes little girls.

"Do you know Kelly Blankenship?"
"Oh yeah, the PE teacher that likes little girls."

by ShahalaMiddleSchool April 9, 2022

HAPPY BLANKENSHIP

A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!

Just ask president bush

by Mark M. March 10, 2005

Karl Blankenship

The act of shitting on your partner's chest, ejaculating on the pile of shit, using the penis to mix the shit and semen, covering the penis in the mixture, and then penetrating your partner in all of their holes. Generally considered extremely sick in nature. A personal favorite of Hollywood actor John Cusack.

I Karl Blankenshiped your girlfriend and your mom last night. So did John Cusack.

by Hobo Joe & Dan June 30, 2010

Josh Blankenship

A guy who messes with girls feelings and is a fuck boy.

He hurt my friends feelings and he's a fuck boy. He must be josh Blankenship.

by 23ballerstatus23 October 5, 2016

Annabelle Blankenship

They hate them selfs and everything

You look like a Annabelle Blankenship.

by Annabelleprogang October 14, 2022

blankenshipitis

a virus with symptoms characterized by uncontrollable, pointless laughter caused by thee dakota blakenship

i was contracted blankenshipitis when i heard dakota laugh.

by dako.chafe.blank May 9, 2011