Blanch 

when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.

Joke is told,
Laughter,
someone says "Gowing!"
someone else says "BLANCH!"

Blanch by Broadbent November 20, 2006

blanch 

A combination of Blue Cheese and Ranch Dressing sure to please the palette and the stomach. Goes particularly well with cheese fries, wings, jalapeno poppers, and burgers. Can also be used to induce vomiting for extremely intoxicated individuals.

Waitress, can I get a side of Blanch with my fries?

blanch by Cary S June 16, 2008

blanch 

Verb. To completely and totally screw something up in a predictible but epic way.

Noun. Broken in a terrible way.

1. So I was trying to untangle these wires when they caught fire, burning the entire building down. I totally blanched the whole thing up.

2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.

3. You blanched my computer.

4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.

5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.

blanch by incredibleblancher May 12, 2009

Blanch 

In reference to Blanch Deveroe from Golden Girls.

Two accepted definitions:

1. Another way to call a person a bitch

2. A way to reference a stupid girl

1. Put the corn on the cob up your asshole Julio, stop being such a Blanch.

2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.

Blanch by Bob Tatone July 29, 2011

Blanch 

Blanching, the posh term of firing through a fuck load of gear without knowing what youre doing or talking about.

Shall we blanch?

Blanch by Jeff2.0 September 24, 2019

Blanch 

Instead of saying bitch all the time blanch is used as an inside joke and also to steer away from excessive swearing.

Normal: "What up bitch, how you been bro?"

Slang: "What up Blanch, how you been bro?"

Normal: *Spills something* "What a bitch! That's my new rug too.."

Slang: *Spills something* "What a blanch! That's my new rug too.."

Blanch by WhiteBoyOG November 22, 2019

Blanch 

An adjective to describe someone from Blanchardstown, Dublin.

I spin-kicked a Blanch fella running at me with knives.

Blanch by Dublin Words November 8, 2022