blakenbaker

BLEY-kin-bey-ker
noun
The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.

When my girlfriend walked in with that giant dildo hanging from her crotch, I knew I was about to get a blakenbaker.

I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.

Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.

Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.

by Tacud June 1, 2010

blakenall

A place thats not as fortunate as others but not half as bad as the beechdale estate. not everyone is a dole dosser and actually has ambitions... unlike beechdale. full of scabby mungrels in beechdale, avoid this place with your life. blakenall isn't half as bad.

blakenall is a good area to live depending where you live, not everyone on the estate are scum and dole dossers

by loopyloooooo April 9, 2017

Blakeney

Blakeney is the most amazing person you are ever gonna meet. She is so funny. Better at football than Salah. She is very ambitious

There’s blakeney riding a horse while balancing four footballs on her head

by KEB291003 June 6, 2018

Blakeney

The most beautiful girl in the world! She is crazy but you won’t regret dating her

Blakeney loves bread!

by Why me ?? November 5, 2019

Blakeney

Woman with amazing smile

Her smile is so gorgeous, she's definitely Blakeney

by Missychevious September 25, 2020

Blakenesia

When a person(s) named Blake has a very rare and specific type of memory loss that only occurs during very convenient times.

Blake has contracted Blakenesia after he made America a dictatorship

by MrWarloc February 4, 2021

blakenese

An asian who tries to act black. Also can be an asian who hangs out mostly with black ppl.

That blakenese really knows how to lean wit it.

by mopppy June 22, 2006