blackstroker

the name that refers to any badass black backstroke swimmer

Every badass swimteam needs a blackstroker.

by ctub April 21, 2011

lazy blackbeard

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

by Chupacabra June 15, 2003

Blastard

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

by Blastard April 21, 2019

blackguard

1. A thoroughly unprincipled person; a scoundrel.
2. A foul-mouthed person.
3. The criminals and vagrants or vagabonds of a town or community, collectively.
4. A person of stained or low character, esp. one who uses scurrilous language, or treats others with foul abuse; a scoundrel; a rogue.
5. A vagrant; a bootblack; a gamin.
6. A guy who runs EQII.com

A man whose manners and sentiments are decidedly below those of his class deserves to be called a blackguard.

by Blackguard January 29, 2004

blackboard football

the best thing on facebook

i just beat your ass in blackboard football

by Eddie J. September 11, 2007

Catskill blackbeard

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.

I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.

by champduncancraig February 24, 2010

backtard

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.

Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!

by corrupto December 9, 2004