Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

rebel black bear

An extremely weak and timid creature that bends over and takes it in the ass from a bunch of politically correct liberal idiots. Also may just be referred to as a pussy.

The rebel black bears will really have to lube up for the trip to tuscaloosa this weekend.

by extremerebelfan October 17, 2010

West Milford Black Bear

A sexual move when one partner takes a shit in the vagina, mouth or anus of the other.

I didn't have the time to take a dump in the bathroom, so I did a West Milford Black Bear instead.

by Cocktit69 February 22, 2010

mango black bear

shiting on a male penis and inserting it into a females vagina.

where's sam? oh he is giving a chick a mango black bear.

by itsreal February 12, 2012

mango black bear

when a black female eat nothing but mangos for two days straight and then shits on a male penis then inserting it into her vagina.

were's Jim? his girlfriend and him are doing a mango black bear

by smurfing fun February 14, 2012

Maine black bear

When you and a large group of friends (or strangers) have a bukkake gangbang with a woman. After everyone cums on her she has to claw her way out of the cum like a black bear.

“Yooo that gangbang was something else!”
“Yeah man we had that chick doing the Maine black bear by the time we were done!”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 13, 2022

Mostly Canadian black bear

A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.

WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.

by kkksupreme June 18, 2019