Skip to main content

black and decker pecker wrecker

1. A mythical/legendary/nonexistent/hypothetical power tool that is said to damage male genitalia, which the mere mention of causes any child under the age of 13 who knows what a pecker is to laugh their asses off when they hear the term

2. A Black & Decker drill
I'm going to town to buy a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

black and decker pecker wrecker

a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family
carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.

black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

A girl from Becker who wrecks your pecker by trapping you in a relationship by getting pregnant and taking all your money.
Dude, you better watch out, she's totally a black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers 

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.
Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.