Bjorkasm

To, upon reaching sexual climax, utter amazing vocal stylings resembling a certain Icelandic singer

Neighbours were forced to stuff cotton balls in their cats ears every time the woman in 3c had another of her explosive Bjorkasms

by Nonprophet July 6, 2005

Bort

A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.

"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."

by penguinboy561 October 30, 2011

bortfield

Fat Tub of F*cken Lard

Dude that guy is a BortField, shoving his fat in his pants

by Kresnic April 9, 2015

Björking

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.

Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.

by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010

börthole

Clever way to describe a butthole.

My cat keeps jumping up while I'm working on my laptop and showing me his börthole.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty April 4, 2021

Bjarte

Cute little powerfull norwegian.
We should love Bjarte.

We love Bjarte!
Norway rocks because Bjarte lives there.
Sweden is also cool because Bjarte has been there.

by Bjarte January 21, 2004

blortmanteau

A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.

A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).

'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'

N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.

by rxnxr October 16, 2009