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bitchcakes

Chaotic, out-of-control, insane, crazy
Everyone is going totally bitchcakes today!
by Derek B. December 10, 2003
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Bitchanary

1) An extremely long list of insulting names towards woman.

2) A list of woman who are horribly and utterly bitches.
Guy One: Dude, that chick is a huge skankatron.
Guy Two: Nice,add that word to the bitchanary.

Guy One: God Alexx just cheated on me again.
Guy Two: Add that skank to the bitchanary.
by Squeebla May 23, 2009
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bitchbang

bitchbang- somebody thats fucked up and should probably be slapped-

naive or dimwitted
hey, get the fuck outta my way, bitchbang!
by ANCHOVI March 28, 2007
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bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
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bitchshank

a cross country flight by a california gurl with the intent of causing bodily harm to a homewrecking ginger
WOW MIRANDA JUST BITCHSHANKED THE HELL OUT OF LUKAS
by mastercreeper101 October 12, 2010
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Bitchmark

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.
Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.
by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009
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bitchband

A man that is married to a bitch. A pittiful husband cursed with a bitch for a wife.
She's a bitch and he's her bitchband.
by Kim Schneider July 14, 2006
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