bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".

Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.

by Deserita September 12, 2007

bitchmailed

{bich}{meyld}
verb

1) The act of receiving a nasty email/letter/text/tweet/voice-mail/etc.
2) Getting blackmailed by a bitch
3) Term for a message that should have been communicated face-to-face that is received via another means

- My boss just bitchmailed me again.
- You've been BITCHMAILED!
- That bitch just blackmailed me!

by BitchMailed September 2, 2011

bitchgobblet

The Baddest Bitch who is the Queen of all the Bitches.

Look at Lindsey over there, she is such a bitchgobblet.

by Bitchgobblet May 19, 2016

bitchgobblet

1.The cup that a thirsty bitch sips from.
2. The person and/or people giving a thirsty b the attention she desperately seeks.

"Look at her drinkin all that attention up from him, like she's chose. Thirsty B and her bitchgobblet,smh."

by Fartimus Prime June 15, 2016