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Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.
Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!
by Sir Farr August 28, 2010
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Passive Bitchive

Mostly woman-to-woman phenomena, passive bitchive behaviour is a common form of covert abuse related to individuals who are bitches under cover.

There is a thin line between being a bitch to being a passive bitchive person. When a girl is a behaving as bitch to you, you know that you've been abused. It is easily identified. Passive bitchive behaviour is disguised by actions that seem to be innocent but are in fact a sophisticated way of expressing one bitchiness.

Passive bitchive behavior stems from the need to behave cruelly in an indirect way.
Fat Jane: "Do you think I look good in this jeans?"
Liz the bitch: "you gained a bit of weight didn't you?!?!"
Passive Bitchive Liz: "I love it, it highlights your curves"

Fat Jane: "can you set me up with your friend?"
Liz the bitch: "You are way out of you're league hun..."
Passive Bitchive Liz: "Sure hun, hope he'll like you though"
by Eyalc September 11, 2011
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Bitchfield

A real place in England probably where my ex-girl was born.
I went to Bitchfield last year and it smelt like shit pussy
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 21, 2021
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bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.
I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...
by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009
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bitchitude

A bitchy attitude. A Smart-ass personality. Grumpy. Non gender specific.
"I don't care what side of the bed you woke up on, don't give me any of your bitchitude."
by JMichael November 7, 2006
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bitchkateers

Combination of bitch and musketeer.

1. A cabal whose unifying theme is their shared need to complain.

2. The group of people you call, text or email when you feel the need to bitch about something.

- coined by Alison the Angry Redhead on August 22, 2005.
This blog will have no useful purpose. It will simply provide my fellow bitchkateers and I with a forum for discussing what the hell is wrong with people.
by iiams September 10, 2005
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bitchibetes

The bad mood brought on by a lack of food.
We'd better find a Taco Bell before my boyfriend gets bitchibetes.
by Nathan Maharaj January 4, 2009
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