bitch seat

The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.

"Alright Toby, since you're the shortest and weigh the least you've got bitch seat for tonight."

by Tiger Whyte July 23, 2015

Bitch Seat

The inside, banquette (bench) seat at a restaurant or bar where there are chairs on the other side of the tables. Also, the inside seat at a corner booth. These seats are usually upholstered thus more comfortable and provide more room for handbags and other female paraphernalia.

My buddy and me went to get a bite to eat. They sat us at a two-top along the wall. I decided to grab the "bitch seat" as it looked a lot more comfortable than the chair.

by Eddyenergizer March 20, 2011

Seat Bitch

An unusually large bitch who takes two airlines/bus seats for the price of one.

My flight was terrible... This Seat Bitch eat a cheese burger and made me do the Praying Mantis the entire flight.

by Biatch551 September 10, 2005

back seat bitch

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.

Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.

by Gleasonator August 3, 2011

back seat bitch

someone who is frequently fucked in uncomfortable and awkward places i.e. the backseat of a car

Tyler's mom is a back seat bitch, in fact last night i fucked her in the back of my geo metro. I had a charlie horse all week!

by analboy69x89 February 22, 2009

buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

Bus seat bitch

1. someone who thinks they own a seat on the bus, be it a school bus or city bus

Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!

by darkshark15 April 11, 2008