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Bitch Seat

The inside, banquette (bench) seat at a restaurant or bar where there are chairs on the other side of the tables. Also, the inside seat at a corner booth. These seats are usually upholstered thus more comfortable and provide more room for handbags and other female paraphernalia.
My buddy and me went to get a bite to eat. They sat us at a two-top along the wall. I decided to grab the "bitch seat" as it looked a lot more comfortable than the chair.
Bitch Seat by Eddyenergizer March 20, 2011
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Bitch seat

The inside seat of the booth at a restaurant
Person 1:man I sat in the bitch seat last time you take it this time
Person 2:fine but you gotta pay the tip
Bitch seat by Foobackwards March 31, 2023

The Bitch Seat 

When making reference to the Middle seat in the rear of a car, the bit with the hump that you have to perch on.
Rules for calling shotgun #8 Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the bitch seat.

Seat Bitch 

An unusually large bitch who takes two airlines/bus seats for the price of one.
My flight was terrible... This Seat Bitch eat a cheese burger and made me do the Praying Mantis the entire flight.
Seat Bitch by Biatch551 September 10, 2005

back seat bitch 

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.
Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.
back seat bitch by Gleasonator August 3, 2011

back seat bitch 

someone who is frequently fucked in uncomfortable and awkward places i.e. the backseat of a car
Tyler's mom is a back seat bitch, in fact last night i fucked her in the back of my geo metro. I had a charlie horse all week!
back seat bitch by analboy69x89 February 22, 2009

buffer seat bitch 

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
buffer seat bitch by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011