Bittner

a woman doesn't realize how beautiful she is. good listener, faithful, trustworthy, passionate, romantic and a great person.

"My new girlfriend is such a bittner."

by LockedUp August 19, 2008

Jason Bittner

Jason Bittner is a god, a metal icon, and the drummer for Shadows Fall. He can double-bass drum faster than anyone could imagine.

Need an example? "The Light that Blinds" off of Shadows Fall's new cd The War Within.

by triplecorpsehammerblow December 28, 2004

Bittner

A male who likes to use the drug MDMA also referred to as CAPS!!!

bittner does caps

by Capanator69 June 26, 2016

bittnered

To state way too much information in a generic conversation. To be more explicit than should be allowed. To surpass what's socially acceptable in a conversation by two or three sentences.

Peter Griffin talked about how he loved how Lois Griffin did certain things in bed in front of his children in way too much detail. He totally bittnered that conversation.

by gerbick March 30, 2009

bitner

to fail miserably in the face of imminent success

I totally bitnered that one up.

by Tim Wilk March 12, 2004

bitner

3. To wrongfully deprive another of something, either via fraud, misrepresentation, or complete bat-shit insanity

Dude, Matel so bitnered Photog from Nathan Bitner!

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Bittner

*a person who has no life
*likes to make your life miserable
*a teacher
* has no girlfriend and lives with 4 cats all by himself!
*assigns essays on winter and spring break!!

My teacher is such a Bittner, he enjoys seeing us miserable!

by HHS1986 May 12, 2009