Birthmonth

The month that shall be celebrated that contains the day in which you were born, for example if you were born June 28th you must celebrate all of June by being extra nice to that person because you love them and are a good boyfriend. Also you get them flowers because girls like flowers

“Ah yes babe I love you so we shall celebrate your birthmonth”

“Also babe I got you some flowers”

by Lindsey_birthmonth June 2, 2020

birthmorrow

Birthmorrow - often mistaken for birthday in advance.
this obviously incorrect however...
If "today" is the "birthday", then "birthmorrow" is the day AFTER the "birthday"...

Sorry I missed your birthday. Oh, this present is for you. Happy Birthmorrow!

by dat-guy August 2, 2012

birthwood

When a baby with male genitalia is born fully erected.

Upon delivery, Jackson was presented to his family with birthwood.

by Mein Nghia September 11, 2020

birthcontroi

Doesnt like kaeya 💔
Will never get rid of me 😈
Not the imposter (i am)
IDK WHAT TO PUT SJWNNE
#kaeyasupremacy #nokaeyaslander

kaeya > @birthcontroi (/hj)

by yourfavouriteperson July 8, 2021

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

birthwrong

As the name implies, a birthwrong is someone born into a family with drug and alcohol problems, money problems, and other negative factors. People born with a birthwrong have little chance of getting by in life without lots of hard work.

"Why you workin' so hard, man? you're wastin all yo' time."
"I'm tryin' to lift myself up and out man, I was born with a birthwrong to work ward."

by R. B. H. May 8, 2007

Birthmonth

The month in which you are born, each day is to be celebrated as if it is your birthday. Birth months only occur if you are Chanel Rhea Udarbe Raquel .

CHANEL RAQUEL'S BIRTHMONTH

by xxghlasf October 21, 2010