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Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.
Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015
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Bindra

Intellectual beings that govern the very working of the universe, they have immense power and can alter the very fabric of space-time. They are what some people might call....well...God.
Aman: I wish I were god duh
Raghav: You mean you wish you were a Bindra?
by Who’s Joe?? November 17, 2019
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Bindone

Bindone is a cyclic triketone; a self condensation product of 1,3-indandione in acidic solutions!
-What's that yellowish thing in your Büchner funnel?
-It's Bindone!
by EddPsycho June 6, 2010
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Binding

Chest binding to make breasts look flatter, less noticeable or more masculine. Binding should never be done with tape or ace bandages, and safety precautions should be taken.
"I'm binding today"

"Binding makes me feel better about myself"
by CATBOI March 28, 2019
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Ethnic Binding

A collection of teachings made by Jack Hughes in Philosophy lessons. The teachings cover topics such as evolution, God, the big bang, dinosaurs and stuffiness.

Jack regulary contributes his teachings on Thursday philosophy and I.T lessons.
Jack Hughes: For many millennia mankind has suffered from poverty.

Why did i get a mark for this?

Miss Henderson: You answered part of the quastion, and Ethnic Binding is the source of all philosophy.
by Theodore Taggart IV May 6, 2009
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bindubity

Danny is bindubity .
by A Bindubity person November 5, 2015
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bindy

Arguably the best combination of food products the world has ever seen. Luscious breaded chicken cutlet, with salivating melted mozarella, on an epic hero with Russian dressing that would make a dickless sideshow freak get a hard on. Oh yeah and bacon.
fucking bindy's own mangs
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