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Bringing Bilbo to the Shire

When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.
Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!
by Mike Drizzle 1980 December 16, 2010
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Bilbo

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.
Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.
by Ben February 22, 2005
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Bilbo

The Hobbit put her batteries in her Bilbo, closed the bedroom door and wasn't seen again until the sun rose over the shire.
by juan hunglow April 19, 2010
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bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.
Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
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Bilbo

To greedily grasp for the joint when it is shown to the Bilbo, usually accompanied by a fierce look in the eyes and raging desire. Similar to the scene from LoTR: The Fellowship of the Ring when Frodo shows Bilbo The Ring and he freaks-a-leak and goes for it.
Frodo - *Takes hit, about to pass*
Bilbo - HOLY SHIT! MY PRECIOUS!

* Bilboes for the weed*
Frodo - Woah, don't Bilbo the joint, bro.
by King Rawrthur June 2, 2011
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Bilbos Ballbaggin

what you say when you see Bilbo tonguing Gandalfs testicles.
"looks like Bilbos Ballbaggin again"
by Fagdonna May 26, 2004
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Billow and Pillow

To smoke marijuana just before going to bed. The opposite of a wake and bake.

A true Billow and Pillow involves smoking, while in bed, and then going right to sleep, without leaving your bed.
yo, I'm gonna billow and pillow when I get home.
by Kraj Majales December 3, 2009
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