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Congo Bypass

A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.
What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008
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The Asstric Bypass

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
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Gasmic Bypass

n. A drastic change in mental or physical state causing a person to completely lose their appetite for sex. Comes in two forms: Temporary or Chronic.
Larry: According to our couples therapist, my spousal disinterest and insensitivity are the primary reasons for Linda's Gasmic Bypass.
Joe: Temporary?
Larry: Sadly, No. We've moved on to Chronic.
by Tagz February 28, 2009
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Gastric Bypass

1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.

2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
by joseph blough July 6, 2023
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bigassin

It's having a good time going somewhere or doing something fun! More county or backwoods type of thing.
Were going bigassin at the the lake! I'm going bigassin at the club! Let's go bigassin!
by Tank in Greenwood February 3, 2010
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Maryland Bypass

Passing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. Most commonly seen in the state of Maryland, known as the home to America's worst drivers. Considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most Marylanders.
Tom: Shit, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and I don't feel like slowing down.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
by itstombtw October 20, 2009
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Bypasser

Somebody on Roblox who uploads Decals, Audios, Places, Shirts, T-Shirts, Pants or models that contain things against Roblox terms of service and usually don't remain for too long once they are leaked and reported.

A Bypasser is typically well known and are pretty good at bypassing.

Bypassers are always finding new methods and baits to sike out the moderation on roblox.
Hey, are you a bypasser? i heard you uploaded a new decal!

Bro, he's a bypasser he's so cool.

Yeah im a bypasser, check out this cool audio i uploaded.
by abandonmystery777 May 25, 2021
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