bezos

to hoard something.
to hoard something of necessity that you have too much of to expend

I'm going to bezos these cupcakes I stole from the baker. I'm not gonna eat them all but I'll keep them with me nonetheless.

by AngryOlive December 24, 2020

Jeffery Bezos

A CEO/Entrepreneur who was born in 1964.

Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!

by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021

Jeff Bezos

This Dimension's Lex Luthor

Jeff Bezos is literally just Lex Luthor at this point.

by Pengmaeda August 22, 2021

Jeff Bezos

When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.

I have a pretty busy day tomorrow so I’m just gonna Jeff Bezos it a little tonight.

by Cowboy_wayne August 27, 2021

jeff bezos

Bald dude that runs Amazon

Jeff Bezos is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.

by Jesus McNugget July 8, 2017

Jeff Bezos

Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees

Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted

by novelty16 June 2, 2018

Bezos Butler

A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.

I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021