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Bazooka Wormhole

A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.

A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka

Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"

The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
by CantinaDan January 19, 2010
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Bazooki'd

The first case of being Bazooki'd, originally said by remotelogin on 05/15/2023 at 1:10 AM, was when velentiums destiny 2 solo speedrun of the first contact mission, got absolutely shit on by 18 seconds, leaving velentium spiritually, mentally, and physically distraught. The term is properly used when a run is beaten by a large amount of time.
Dude your run just got bazooki'd on.
by velentium August 28, 2023
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Man Bazooka Juice

I squirted out some man bazooka juice three times playing that game.
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Jeff Bezos

Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
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Bezos Butler

A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.
I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021
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Bazookaville

any town or city whose culture is centered around deadly weapons.
Los Angeles is my idea of Bazookaville, a place where you can buy your weapon of mass destruction and take out your prince of pain.
by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011
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