Bez

A large belly

Have you seen Paul’s Bez? It’s massive!

by HelloGI June 12, 2018

bez

To go "mental".
A state in which the human body is terminally "pissed" (angry).
Ultimatly it enduces the undertaker to compose an unearthly attitude change compiling of forceful actions and reletlessly corrupt activities.

"Divn't mess am ganin bez!"

"Shit man you really pissed him off, he's well bez!"

by Skii July 31, 2005

bez

v. To accidentally defecate. Especially when one expects flatulence, but is greeted by an unholy surprise. See shart.

The Taco Bell chihuahua after eating two bean burritos from the 99 cent menu: "Yo no quiero bez in mis pantalones."

The guy in your dorm that uses the urinals naked: "Ohhh... I just bezzed on the floor..."

You when you're sitting in a seat with heaters, and your butt feels all relaxed: "Oh no, I just bezzed myself."

by SlimWadey January 22, 2008

Bez

1) lager

Mans that bez was crunchy

by thebeys November 14, 2014

Bez

1. Someone who smokes for their entire life and dies at the age of 40.
2. Can also be used as a term for fucking something up!

1. Holy shit, Bez just died!
2. Oh no! You just got Bezzed!

by b6e9z February 12, 2009

Bez

A wonderful name for a great dog, cutest dog, and happy and always makes you laugh. If you meet someone or name your pet Bez, you are so lucky, love them all ur life.

“Come here Bez!”
*dog comes running kissing you and being happy*

by BEZAB53 October 14, 2019

Bez

Bez= babes, baby, bbs
Best mate that's a woman

Yo bez how you doing??

by Zaz999 May 16, 2019