Beige Curtain

A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.

"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."

by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012

Creamy Beige

Baily's Irish Cream, as refered to by Old Gregg, the half fish/half man character in the Mighty Boosh.

"Mmmm, creamy beige" -Old Gregg

by Ye Old Gregg March 19, 2009

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.

I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

by DD214 Memes May 26, 2021

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.

I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.

by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017

face barge

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.

Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.

by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014

Beige flag

Something that's neither good nor bad but makes you pause for a minute when you notice it and then you just continue on. something odd

my boyfriend’s beige flag is that whenever we walk into a store he will ask very loudly if they sell whatever items the store is made for.

by ilovebarbieferriera May 22, 2023

Beige Rage

When a lyte skin dude can take it anymore; usually when being cracked on by tha homies...

Yo, don't mind him. He got that beige rage....u know how light skin dude be actin....

by MrBusiness007 May 9, 2022