Bengay

A popular muscle & joint pain relief cream.

More importantly, something never to be applied on one's testicles. Ever.

'So, did you hear about Pete doing that dare with the Bengay?'
'Yeah, who would have guessed? I heard the doctors had to use two different ointments to stop the burning and then wrap up his balls. Poor bastard.'

by Fruf August 28, 2007

hungry as a bungry

meaning that you are really hungry. A bungry is a creature that is known for its enormous appetite.

i'm hungry as a bungry

by time2define July 15, 2008

Bangry

When you’re upset because you haven’t had sex for too long of a duration.

Sorry I was so mad this morning; after 48 hours without sex I get a little bangry.

by MgarrettF August 13, 2018

hungry bungry

Of excruciating hunger.

A bungry is the made up mammal species alter ego one may resemble if not fed in a timely fashion.

May be confused with the term "Hangry" which combines the physiological pain of hunger with the psychological emotion anger.

In the movie Into the Wild, Christopher McCandless can be found screaming, "Where's all the animals now? I'm f*ckin hungry!" while wandering the barren Alaskan winter terrain.

Here chris displays the somewhat outwardly expression of a hungry bungry.

by weirdbutawesome August 31, 2015

BenGay

The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.

Product Description

Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.

Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.

Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.

by NeverMindWho February 17, 2006

Benry

B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶i̶t̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶,̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶t̶e̶p̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶c̶i̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶.̶ ̶W̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶r̶u̶l̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶P̶a̶s̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶m̶m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶s̶.̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶b̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶s̶h̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶n̶i̶b̶b̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶2̶4̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶.̶ ̶

Anyone has PS+? - Benry

Gordon Freeman - "Whats your name?"

Benry - Looking straight at another security guard. "BENRY"

Gordon Freeman - "Your name is Benry?"

Benry - Still looking at the guard. "BENRY."

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

Bengay

A top-selling testicle enhancement cream. First discovered by accident in 1947 by Benjamin Gaylord (hence the name) when he accidentally used some arthritis cream as lube and noticed a 20% increase in the size and potency of his family jewels. Use daily for best results.

Keith: Hey man my balls are too small and
Charles: You, sir, could use some Bengay!

Samantha: I only date guys who smear Bengay on their junk daily!

by Rayne Darkshadow November 23, 2010