benefit friend

1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved

2. The hand that you use to masturbate

What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?

It will probably get a lot more use.

by ray of light March 4, 2011

Benefit Breeders

People who breed, have babies for the purpose of receiving benefits from the government

The UK is becoming a nation of 'Benefit Breeders'

by StarCrazy April 13, 2010

Benefit of the doubt

When giving someone the benefit of the doubt, you are believing what they say and taking their word because you, yourself, have some doubt about what happened.

Guy: nothing happened, i swear!
Girl: well i'll give you the benefit of the doubt since i have no idea what happened.

by c.katie29 January 31, 2010

benefit fraud

Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:

* not reporting they are living together as man and wife
* not reporting income or capital
* not reporting when they are living abroad
* providing a false address
* not reporting other benefits or sources of income

Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?

Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.

by The Koaladude September 18, 2005

Benefit with friends

Unlike a friend with benefits, in which the priority is the friendship with sexual favors on the side, a "benefit with friends" almost exclusively prioritizes hooking up, with the possibility of being only loose acquaintances in public.

Sally is my benefit with friends. We'll fuck, but that's about it.

by Angst-Ridden Engineer April 28, 2011

Benefit sponge

An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all

Oi Tyler, you benefit sponge get a job.

by BIGJAR November 8, 2022

benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"

A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!

by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019