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bellenis

It is a male gunt. The fatty area that some men get between their belly and their penis. It is found under the belt line.
Look at that guy. He hasn't seen his penis in a while because his bellenis sticks out too far.
by The motivator January 11, 2009
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bellending

Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.
"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"
by senordug March 3, 2015
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bellendish

1) of the bellend

or

2) Something that is so ruling, that nobody can even f*ing believe how ruling this thing can be.
I just got a serious double full lookback. I think that chick wants to get bellendish.
by Dental January 9, 2004
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bellendqueen

me bitch "sapnin bellendqueen girl"
by timmyturtlesayle June 30, 2009
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bellendoscope

a device used for measuring the inate bellendedness of a person. (particularly male). see bellend
Doctor, bring me the bellendoscope
by guido January 23, 2004
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bellendish

1) Like a bellend, see bellend
2) Very good.
This club is like Mr. Kipling, exceedingly bellendish.
by r-neg October 29, 2003
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Bellendium

Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.

2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.
1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"

2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.

3.

Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
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