bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

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Liberty-Belling

A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.

I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.

by Mr. 900 April 12, 2013

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Belleigh

Belleigh is a female name significant to the fairy world as the name contains belle and in French means beautiful or in other words a princess, she is very open minded and kind and will have your back for 25/8 if you ever meet a Belleigh you can trust her with your whole life don't ever let her go. She can be weird at times but it's really funny.

adi: who's galloping over there ?
ofe: oh that's just Belleigh with the fairies.

by a.o1209 March 8, 2023

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Bleeding

A mild word often used as an adjective to emphasise dislike or negativity in relation to something else, comparable to bloody

"We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats" - Monty Python's Flying Circus, episode 21

by Xenophilius August 3, 2007

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Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"

I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.

by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011

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