Beefcheese

motled skin effect creating hardening and thickening of skin, also affecting mental capacity creating delusions of grandeur and fictional sexual relationships. halucinations are common for example puppets talking, and the necessity to carry two shop manequins on your shoulders walk a man stylee, is very compelling

give me a beefcheese hand owww

by bing cow April 13, 2006

bell cheese

Smegma that collects under the foreskin/prepuce.

Bell cheese is best served with sausage.

by 13th Oyster December 28, 2005

bell cheese

Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).

chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init

by SEAy June 27, 2007

bullcheese

A non-vulgar term for bullshit. Used in the presence of parents or people who vehemently oppose swearing of any kind.

Hayley is the first person to ever say "bullcheese".

by P_ranztheGodfather June 12, 2006

Ballcheese

Ballcheese is a natural ingredient in the human sack of a man. It’s a very ripe and deadly smell. Depending on how bad you have it, it could wipe out a whole generation! You can not wash the stank away!

Damn! Mike’s got tons of mad ballcheese! I may just throw up if he doesn’t wash his balls!!!!

by kornfreak999 September 8, 2021

Beancheese

The delicious thin layer of cheese which tops the beans served at Mexican restaurants.

Yes, I would like rice and beans with my food, but could I get a little extra beancheese on that?

by directrix1 June 20, 2019

bellcrease

Bellcrease (or Bellcreaser) (noun): An insult, originally used to describe a man whose bell-end has become creased or crushed for whatever reason. Thought to have originated in County Durham, England, its use is becoming more widespread in several parts of the country.

"That Harry is an absolute bellcreaser," observed Gary.

by Corkin July 31, 2006