bureaucrat

A person who instills obedience and conformity instead of independent thought

A bureaucrat advized me to keep working for my shitty boss even though he verbally abuses me

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

Bureaucrat

Generally seen as lacklusters who at the same time want efficiency and who are usually associated with big things like the civil service and wads of paperwork. Though generally such types don't exist anymore, the stereotypical bureaucrat's favourite colour is brown of some variety and enjoys sucking the life out of stuff by involving lots of forms and not doing a lot themselves by delegating responsibilities yet retaining their power. Bureaucracy is thus a negative thing and to be avoided at all costs. You must remember not all bureaucrats are bad, look at Sam Lowry in Brazil. He just tried to correct someone else's mistake and so ended up...well i'd better not spoil it if you haven't seen the film but its bad. Thus disproving the point if all the good ones...having something bad happen. Just avoid bureacrats and all those kids whom aspire to be ones.

Examples of such bureaucracy containing bureaucrats for you to avoid include Banks, The Civil Service in Yes (Prime) Minister, 1984, Brazil Ministry of Information, Vogons

by TedV48 January 9, 2008

bureaucratic parasite

A bureaucrat that wastes money and drains resources from society. They are quite common in countries all over the world.

When a bureaucrat was giving a speech about how much work the government was getting done, I yelled, "Get off the stage you bureaucratic parasite!" They always lie and act like the government is working efficiently.

by BureaucraticParasite February 20, 2017

beeracrats

Someone against beer or alcohol consumption. Even if it is for ones own good, can be referred to a beeracrat.

I asked my friend to "pass me another beer" and he said "you have had enough". So I asked him "do you worked for the beeracrats or something, pass me a damn beer!!

by The dyer June 14, 2013

bureaucratic void

shredder catcher

Bill: How are you going to get rid of the evidence?

Stanislaw: Right over here. The bureaucratic void.

by mcdede August 11, 2008

Beeraucracy

Defintion: Rule of Beer
Includes such elements as:
* Aromatic hops
* Rich, malted barley
* The purest water
* And sometimes, the multi-faceted breath of yeast (& other ingredients)

In a world with so much governmental inefficiency and mistrust, surrendering to the Beeraucracy of a tasty brew is a much needed escape for modern man (and woman)!

by Beeraucrat August 30, 2009

beerducation

The process involving the opening of one's eyes to the wonderful world of beer that goes beyond yellow, fizzy, flavourless mass produced garbage masquerading as beer.

Your beerducation is complete, my son!

by Brewmaster TRG March 28, 2013