Bedbugs

They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.

"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."

by MadamexXx March 14, 2009

Bedbuge

A crab that likes to sleep in your bed. Often snug as a bug in a rug. Likes to nibble on your ears.

Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)

“OMG IS THAT A BEDBUGE???”
“It’s okay dude it’s my bedbuge”

by Mattisasillyguy May 15, 2023

bedbug

a friend with benefits in a relationship that ruins your credit or abuses you financially.

When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.

by citychic12 October 2, 2009

bedbugs

drugs. Illegal ones.

"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005

Bedbug Arms

Describes arms covered with many bedbug bites.

It can be difficult to decide if that dude or chick is on meth, has chicken pox, or simply has bedbug arms, but a look at the unbitten face clears up any fear about meth or chicken pox.

by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017

Bedbug people

People who look as if they have bedbugs; i.e. Dumpster dwellers, people who sell crack to middle schoolers behind the King Soopers. Frequently seen scratching crust from their ears and examining it. If they asked you for a job application, you would wash your hands.

"Hey, did you see that guy that came in here? Totally bedbug people, I need a bath after being within 10 feet of him."

by SilverMiner December 5, 2016

Bedbug Chaser

One who sleeps around.

"He's a bedbug chaser; A modern casanova."

by LElikeyoumeanit December 17, 2009