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Bekfast

A way of saying "breakfast" in a humorous way based on a vine. Contrary to popular belief, the person in the vine has downs syndrome, rather than autism.
Person 1: Let's get some breakfast
Person 2: You mean bekfast? Hahaha ha
Person 1: Fuck off
by eat_my_shit August 12, 2018
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Belfast

Capital City Of Northern Ireland

Integral Part Of The United Kingdom

Is Where The Titanic Was Built

It Actually Has One Of The Lowest Crime Rates In U.K. According To Government Statistics.

Good Things
Ulster Fries.
Limited street crime.
Norn Iron accents.
Drinking culture.
The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour

Bowelling, a unique mixture of personal abuse, sarcasm and surrealism which only Scousers will understand. Or tolerate. Just don't take it personally.
Strangers joining in in your conversations.
Mild anglophobia. All-pervading ugliness that drives tourists away and allows the bars to remain habitable for locals. No Oirish Bars here

Bad Things
Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Man united. Boo.
That all-pervading ugliness. What the Luftwaffe and terrorism couldn't manage, the Planning Service have.
The Kaliningrad-like destruction of a once-proud city.
Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you've heard it is

One Of The Worst Regions In The U.K For Racism & Zero Tolerances On Non Indiginious Folk
Welcome To Belfast

We Don't Want No
Asylum Seekers,
Ethnic Minorities or
Illegal Immigrants.

We Have Enough Of Our Own Problems Here
by North Of The Border October 18, 2004
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Belfast tash

The prepubescent facial hair (sub-nasal) of one originating from the greater Belfast area. Usually a sportswear enthusiast (i.e "Kappa leek")
"I say! Is that young fellows upper lip dirty?"
"No you ballbag, it's a Belfast tash leek your ma's last night - Yeeeeooooow Up the UTP!!"
by Sen John Stone August 3, 2006
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bekfast

what is going on here bekfast
by hhhoeee December 22, 2017
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Belfast

The most fantastic place in the world, with the friendly-est people! it's not as bad as people make out1 :))
Oh I wish I was in belfast !
by lip-gloss May 13, 2005
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belfast

Capital of " norn iron " very sectarian but it rocks. The walls of the police buildings are 20 feet high with spikes around the top and they drive around in big tanks, the peelers that is. The walls are covered in murals and the people talk their own verson of english. Very poor politiians. Is split into north, south, east and west belfast.Oh yeh and it is the natural habitat for spides and millies.
I'm from norn iron come 'ere i'll beat ur bollocks in.
by dead butterflies March 10, 2005
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Bekfast

To be bek worthy; a person place or thing that exhibits or personifies traits of spice and undertones of mice.
Ex : “Ugh I am so hungover, jimmy toss me my bekfast beer.” Ex 2 : “Slug told me he ate that girls asshole for Bekfast.”
by Tjaxel October 28, 2020
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