Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008

Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.

Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.

by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022

Nigger Beater

A policeman's baton.

The suspect looked like he was going to make a break for it, so the policeman had to break out the nigger beater.

by Maldoven July 26, 2004

Deca-beaters

The act of giving or receiving ten times the normal amount of beaters

Rachael was about to give Sarah the Deca-beaters

by Bigbeaters21 December 12, 2018

Beater Shades

A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.

I'm just going to bring a pair of beater shades to the beach, I always loose them anyway

by Thatoneracingguy November 29, 2012

Weasel Beater

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.

by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010