bearface

a real life angel who is in brockhampton

dude, did you hear bearface singing summer live? shit made me cry a lil bit.

by MKUltras June 11, 2018

bearadactyl

The offspring of a bear and a pteradactyl....thusly the bearadactyl. Its ferociousness is only matched by its fluffiness. Caution is advised for unattended children, the ignorant and the elderly. Searching for the bearadactyl whilst inebriated is discouraged, but may be the only time that one can see it.

Look out for that mother f'ing bearadactyl!

The angry bearadactyl reportedly carried off a midget who had been poking the baby bearadactyl with a stick.

by The Cockerpossums February 24, 2011

Bearicide

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.

We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

by Kjellmaster 9000 May 4, 2011

Bearpawed

When your boss says he has plans for you and invites you to his office and fucks your mouth while you finger your own butt.

John went for a promotion but got bearpawed.

by BearPawDealer January 27, 2021

beria

A really rare name today, but a common in persia thousand of years ago. Those people are very intelligent but won't show it. They will rather do so as if they were dumb to live their life easy. Get to know them better and don't judge them. They will get really angry and won't forget it. Beria's are nearly loved from everybody, but they will often use them also. You will never know if they like you or just play with you. And very important: don't fight them. You will lose.

Anyway, if you get to be their friend, you will be everything for them, and at this point they will never treat you bad and protect you. And they will bring you forward. Even if you end the friendship, they will never talk bad about you.

"Beria knows"

by CindyLou- December 24, 2016

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

Freaky Bearcat

Noun: University of Cincinnati Bearcat mascot that acts belligerent and twerks at Nippert Stadium during halftime.

Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.

Sterling~”Now that right there, is a freaky bearcat!”

by TheFreakistBearcat January 15, 2022