Skip to main content

beardyfish

An older male who seemingly commands respect for apparent wisdom, telling of incidents in his past which may seem genuine and enthralling to the young or the naive, but can easily be seen as fantasy by anyone offering even a little scrutiny.

A Beardyfish will tell tales of fights, wealth & sexual exploits but will never back them up with any detail or fact, using phrases such as ‘a gentlemen never tells’ or ‘you don’t know my background’, in the hope that ‘mystery’ will be an adequate substitute for ‘reality’

A Beardyfish thinks he is wise and experienced (as an older, bearded, wise-man of a tribe) but due to the actual lack of real knowledge of his fictitious adventures he proves very gullible to pranks and wind-ups on subjects he claims to know a lot about (and so is fished-in)
Chris “Rob’s claiming he was in the army, based in Hereford England, but he’s not allowed to say what regiment he was in”

Ian “WTF! He worked in a factory in Birmingham for 30 years, when did he have time to be in the SAS? He’s such a Beardyfish! Let’s ask him what colour the roof of the boat house is…”
by carrots361 March 8, 2010
mugGet the beardyfish mug.

Beardfish

When a man covers up his ugly with a beard
When a man looks better with a beard and then shaves
Like catfish but with a beard
(To friends) Look at this guy I'm seeing...

2 weeks later he shaves......
(To friends) oh no he shaved his beard off *shows picture*
(Friend) you just got beardfish'd
by Hobbitlegs August 23, 2018
mugGet the Beardfish mug.

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.
Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.
by Neelands January 1, 2011
mugGet the Beardicide mug.

beardtastic

when a person has an amazing beard.
Dude, you face is beardtastic.
by AKickAssWaffle October 21, 2010
mugGet the beardtastic mug.

Beardfish

when a man appears to be handsome while he's wearing a full beard, but once he shaves it, he actually looks unattractive and maybe even malnourished.
Friend 1: What happened to that guy you were dating?
Friend 2: He was a damn beardfish. When he shaved his beard he looked like a raw, unbattered chicken wing.
Friend 1: Eww.
by Candi108 September 6, 2018
mugGet the Beardfish mug.

Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.
Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.
by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023
mugGet the Braditis mug.

Beratitis

Inflammation of the tongue due to excessive rimming.
"how come your tongue's so red?"
"Doc told me I got beratitis and should stop rimming randos"
by Nesdog April 19, 2022
mugGet the Beratitis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email