Genital Barnacles

Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.

Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.

by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008

Beef Barnacles

A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.

The last time I banged a street whore I ended up with beef barnacles.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.

Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!

by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014

beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.

She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.

by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020

Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

Barnacles

unwanted dudes that dance on chics, often times these dudes are foreigners or black guys. These guys just latch on and don't let go, they will follow girls off the dance floor and all around the club. Can also be called dingleberrys.

There were a bunch of barnacles on this one cock tease, who was dancing on the dance floor. You could tell she didnt like this dance floor gangbang.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008