beanplate

verb: to overthink

see beanplating

Don't beanplate the issue. It's just Alanis covering a Fergie song, nothing more.

by BeerFilter August 30, 2007

Beanaz

A lame ass dude who is never down, always snitching on the reg's, and is never a roadman. Not to be confused or misused with a racial slur.

Beanaz: If you don't do xyz the way I want it i'm not down for it

Roadman: But the whole crew is down tho

Beanaz: Nah left it still

Roadman: You fuckin' Beanaz

by a_real_roadman June 4, 2018

branal penetration

an activity (usual involving leaning or school) that is so strenuous that your brain feels like it is being rapped.

Dood the ap physics c test was total branal penetration.

by Tom Naime January 28, 2009

Beanazelle

A women that is of Spanish decent who pretends to be white.

"Hey Danny I just saw a brown girl with blonde hair"? "It was probably just a Beanazelle Dale".

by Flyingyeet June 12, 2019

Gael García Bernal

Mexican actor that made his start on soap opera, who has since then made his break in english speaking films. Starred in Alfonso Cuaron's Y Tu Mama Tambien, Pedro Almodovars Bad Education, and the Oscar winning The Motorcycle Diaries based on the life of Che Guevera. Recently he has appeared in Michel Gondry's The Science of Sleep as well as the film Babel.

Probably one of the most beautiful/sexiest/most talented men on the planet. And oh how convenient, since many of his movies contain graphic sex scenes. Nevertheless, he chooses great work, never picking a bad film to work on. Please don't do cheesy romantic comedies Gael, although I know you never will. :)

"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination, I believe in the blood, in life, words, and motivations."- Gael Garcia Bernal

Did you see that Gael García Bernal scene in the car of Y Tu Mama Tambien? DANG. Or better yet did you see the kissy boy scene in the bedroom?

Who is your hollywood crush? Gael García Bernal. Who the fuck is that? Sex. Oh. I like Brad Pitt!

by thetransient January 15, 2007

beanplating

Overthinking.

Derived from the expression "HI I'M ON METAFILTER AND I COULD OVERTHINK A PLATE OF BEANS."

Perhaps I'm beanplating this, but did I come across as a jerk in that comment?

by Chris Mear July 20, 2008

beanflicker

someone who flicks bean, to wank a lady off

she was sitting there flicking her bean

by Jody Winterbottom July 24, 2003