Gaywalking

Walking at a faster speed then usual

Bro walk fast your gay its called gaywalking

by Sbshjsjsjs October 27, 2021

jaywalking

A stupid fucking law invented and enforced by Americans.

"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.

by navyblue January 12, 2007

jaywalking

A serious offence of severity similar to murder, rape and manslaughter.

The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.

by pianodon July 13, 2010

extreme babewalking

The act of truly never letting one's babe go no matter the environmental situation. One's babe is held from behind while in motion, often through dangerous and risky situations.

Extreme babewalking on a tight rope. Extreme babewalking through a construction site with no hard helmets on. Extreme babewalking through thunder and lightening storms, tornadoes, earthquakes and other natural disasters.

"Me and LemonJello are getting pretty serious. Yesterday we extreme babewalked through a hailstorm together".

"I decided to take the leap from babewalking to extreme babewalking once holding my babe through the mall became too mundane".

by Coorissa July 20, 2014

Jaywalking

Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.

Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.

StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not

Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.

Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)

by OnliiJorge May 25, 2009

Banwalking

A person whom bypasses a ban. Most commonly by changing their IP address or MAC address.

Chatroom 1

xxxpornsales: come buy our porn on our website blahblah.com
xxxpornsales: come buy our porn on our website blahblah.com
xxxpornsales: come buy our porn on our website blahblah.com
xxxpornsales: come buy our porn on our website blahblah.com
Dave (Admin) has banned xxxpornsales from the chat
James: Didn't you ban that guy yesterday
Dave (admin): He must be banwalking again, he is known for doing that. Damn hacker

by Srapples March 9, 2009

Jaywalking

Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.

Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.

"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 15, 2023