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Baylor

Lover for all the girls in the school and very flirty. Some times he is an ashore and a beach but a very good friend. A ditsy guy and stupid but also very smart high honoroll
Baylor is stupid and has a big dick
by Dad never came back with the m December 12, 2022
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Baylor Virgin

Named after undergraduate coeds of Baylor University who believe that they can retain their virginity by exclusively having penetrative anal sex rather than vaginal sex, thereby saving themselves for marriage. Similar to the Poophole Loophole.
Sarah wants to save her p-hole virginity for marriage, so she's only letting me get up in those butt-guts. So, she's not like a real virgin, but she is a Baylor Virgin.
by Texas Chili Guy September 16, 2019
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Baylor Bitch

A stereotypical female Baylor student. Generally part of a sorority, but not necessarily. A Baylor Bitch is mainly any female (or flamboyant male) who attends Baylor and lives off of Mommy and Daddy's money. Baylor Bitches can be identified by their orange skin, Ugg boots, clumpy, grotesque eyelashes, and blindingly white teeth. Or you can just look for any Lexus car that's been crashed on Baylor campus. Baylor Bitches feed on carrot sticks, cheese cubes, and caramel macchiatos. See also shiny girl.
I could barely find a seat when Legally Blonde II came out, because the theater was full of Baylor Bitches.

"Dude why are your clothes all wet?"
"Because some Baylor Bitch in a Theta shirt spilled her drink on me."

I caught her throwing up her salad because she didn't lock the door, stupid Baylor Bitch.
by ElleA October 27, 2011
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Baylor University

- Home of the bears (Lady and Joy)
- Oldest university of Texas (est. in 1845)
- NOT ALL OF US ARE BAPTIST
- located in the 19th poorest city
- Home of the NCAA Champs womens basketball team
- BU 35 vs. A&M 34 (OT) in football
- girls out number guys 60% to 40%
- we suck at football but we know how to party
- SSSS to UT, TTU, and A&M
- only private university in the BIG 12
- we have 2 Olympians
- Michael Johnson (one of the fastest men in the world) is an alumni
- no such thing as Coke or Pepsi on campus
- freshman (the Baylor Line) run onto the football field before every home game
- we have the largest independent stage production, put on by the students---SING!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh...Sic'em Bears
by baylorchica August 9, 2005
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Baylor University

Founded in 1845, it is the oldest university in Texas still operating under its original name, the oldest in Texas is Southwestern. Founded on Southern Baptist ideals, it has developed into a Doctoral granting institution consistently ranked as one of America's top 100 universities.It is one of the last institutions of Higher Learning in the World that still holds that both Faith and Knowledge can go hand in hand.
There are many sons and daughters of the wealthy, but Baylor's generosity in financial aid has balanced the student population into a more diverse institution economically and racially. Recently, Baylor has gone through a period of rapid expansion and is making great strides to become a Tier 1 University. It hat also managed to have great success with athletics (barring Football). All of this without compromising the core integrity if its Christian values.
Many argue that Waco is the worst college town in the Big 12 conference, and there is more to substantiate that than not. However, many students who attend Baylor choose to define themselves and their college experience as greater than a drunken stooper. I personally have seen the Baylor students take the initiative to help and love the Waco population more so than I have seen anywhere else.
So, if you define yourself as a Temperate, loving person who would rather take a weekend to take care of the poor rather than get wasted at a party, then come to Baylor.
Description of weekends
Texas A&M student:drunk as hell "...and then I poked the cow with my finger and it FELL OVER oh..my...god it was AMAZING! Let's have sex!"
UT Austin student:obviously suffering from an inferiority complex " ...so out football team was like BOOM, and then out baskeball team was like bam, and I was like 'Yeah, that's right we're TEXAS' cus' I go to F&%#ING UT BABY!"
Texas Tech student: "oh s&%$... remeber that janitor I though was cute...I think he gave me herpies"
Baylor University student: "um...I spent saturday at a homeless shelter and then had some drinks with some friends that evening...then I went to church and studied on sunday..."
by Tyler Barnes June 18, 2008
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Baylor Gay

When a male Baylor student acts, looks, and talks gay, but for some reason isn't (or is questionable). A large portion of the male students at Baylor are Baylor Gay, making Baylor quite the confusing place for a gaydar.
-Hey, is Johnny gay?
-I dont know, I think he is, but he is really conservative and christian.
-Then he is Baylor Gay
-Oh, that makes sense
by edgarhuntly August 29, 2010
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Baylor High School

Usually a trashy school behind Walmart, an inconsistent football team, and a handful of alcoholic faculty members.
It also consists of students not knowing that Go GBR literally means GO Go Big Red, and they also apparently some students like to put Bayor instead of Baylor on flags.
Person 1: Imagine going to Baylor High School
Person 2: Yeah its like being dumber than Patrick the star from Sponge Bob
by Dontaleous September 19, 2023
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