Goes by many names, including: Arveen, Arving, Avin, ARRRRVIN, Arvenis Penis, Arniv. He loves these nicknames but doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want them to feel obliged to call him these embarrassing names. He doesn't like Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D but pretends he doesn't mind him because he's worried about having an orange thrown at him Always wears a mask to hide his identity as a spy from Antarctica.
Barbaroso: Ayo bro sheeeeeesh... Is that top G Arvin Bautista?????
Arvinus Big Penus: Yo dawgg it is my main man Arv G!!
Arvin Bautista: Yo whaddup broskis bruv famalam g dem innit
Arvinus Big Penus: Yo dawgg it is my main man Arv G!!
Arvin Bautista: Yo whaddup broskis bruv famalam g dem innit
by JinglyJangly December 8, 2022
The most bad-ass motherfucker to ever play for the greatest team in MLB history aka the Toronto Blue Jays. Anyone who lives in Toronto or the surroundng area who doesnt know his name should be shot. Currently the most feared name in baseball after bashing a mind blowing 54 homeruns in 2010. Every time he comes up to the plate whether the bases are empty or full you expect something magical and the pitcher is trying not to shit his pants. This guy feasts on all fastballs especially those delivered by pitchers of the ass clown yankees (who he HATES) or the dried up red sox. Once he puts the ball out of its misery he gives the nearest opposing player a death stare until he turns to stone. This guy wont stop until he brings a world series title back to the great white north where it belongs because everyone knows the yankees are overrated. BLUE JAYS FOREVER
by jaysfan22 April 27, 2011
A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.
Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista
by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017
Harrise: Im super smart so listen to me!
Everyone: God, this is a terrible case of the Bautista Effect; someone who thinks his or her opinions matter.
Everyone: God, this is a terrible case of the Bautista Effect; someone who thinks his or her opinions matter.
by Swaggdaddy_yolo January 13, 2014
mayor bautista has rerouted the jeepneys of La Trinidad, thus efficiently destroying the lives of very very many people (students, employees, workers, preggies, little kids, etc.)
by a very pissed-off citizen February 10, 2010
Juan Bautista is the short one of the friend group. He makes up the shortness in humour and rage if you insult him get ready to get punched over and over again by his tiny hands.
He is such a juan bautista
by Doughnuts_3 May 11, 2020
Large, heavily-muscled individual.
by Nate Wright III January 25, 2008