balljam

A human event that induces the emotional experience of being a ball and being jammed in a machine.

"Balljam! As it turns out, we are lost."

"Balljam! I forgot we had plans tonight, so I'm actually..."

by elaszcz January 5, 2010

balljiggin'

When you visit Ireland and a leprechaun dances a merry jig upon your balls.

Can't wait to receive a good ol' balljiggin'

by grandmaster_phag June 28, 2016

Batley

Big rugby league town located between Leeds and Huddersfield.

Lots of pubs a 2 shit clubs along the golden mile.

West End, Whitehart, Rose of York, batley Nash (cheap) Jailhouse rock, Wilton, Welly, Union Rooms (Weatherspoons) La choex bar (2 for 1), The Bank, Deco, Brooklands, Oaklands, Boulivard, Frontier Upto Ex for a Ratburger pull a fat old bird then either get into a fight or piss ya pants waiting for a taxi.

Old saying - if you cant pull in Batley then you must be gay!

Mate 1 - where you end up last night?

Mate2 - went down Batley pulled a right dog up at Ex!

Mate1- oh yeah any one we know?

Mate 2 - Yeah you know Sav's Missus! it was her!

Mate1- nice 1

by RPL11 May 21, 2009

Baljeep

An Indian smart car that knows where it’s goinv and never get’s the destination wrong. If you got less then an A on your math test it will explode. It is great for off road driving and it puts infamous car brands like Tesla, Ford, Ram, Toyota, and Chevrolet, to shame.

Person A: “Dude do you see the new Baljeep Model”
Person B: “Yeah... it killed my bro cause he got an %89 on his Math Test”

by KumonBoy69 April 14, 2021

Balljob

Like a titjob but with your balls.

"Homie over here gave me a good ass balljob"

by Streetsmartsteve June 11, 2020

balljob

Licking or sucking of the scrotum and testicles.

"Elizabeth gives a better balljob than a blowjob."

by Paul Ellis January 15, 2006

balljacker

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality

"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"

by Jay Bain January 12, 2008