A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.
1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
by Soggy sack November 11, 2017
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Get the Batrap Media mug.The process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to orgasm. Performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.
"Can't wait to get home from work and have a Batnap!"
John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"
Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"
John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."
John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"
Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"
John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."
by Be Ess March 16, 2013
Get the Batnap mug.When one gets to the point of inebriation usually felt at the end of a heavy nights drinking.....before actually going out for a heavy nights drinking. Only at the end of this kind of jaunt, can one be seriously considered as being Batfaced.
1) (At around 3am, one may quote) "Those three bottles of wine that I consumed before going out drinking have got me rather Batfaced"
2) To get an idea of the state that a Batfaced person may be in, try doing an impression of a bat sucking a lemon.
2) To get an idea of the state that a Batfaced person may be in, try doing an impression of a bat sucking a lemon.
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