batalov

A person who does not have funny jokes but always tries his hardest to impress his friends. He is not athletic but still challenges evryone.

“You are such a batalov, that joke wasn’t even funny.”- anyone
“Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov

by Didar Ospanaliyev April 4, 2019

Badakathcare

It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.

“Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”

by bustapost November 2, 2020

Jacob Batalon

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?

Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!

by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

Barakat

Someone who inspires confusion. In conversation, you'll often wonder if you heard correctly. Barakats are quietly loud, aggressively gentle, but always... Never.

Kevin: Man, I need some water.
Barakat: Just don't drink too much, you'll get thirsty.

Vera: Hey, wanna get some coffee?
Barakat: Coffee? Not a fan. I only drink Americano.

Dana: Why is your house so cold?
Barakat: Ah, the AC broke.

by Clearly Clueless February 19, 2022

bataki

An oath of truth to whatever you claim, often used by indian people. Synonyms could be Lingtaki for asian people or just the word taki for short

Tejas: Bro Yiou made Mathcounts over Connor.

Neil: Say Bataki.

Tejas: Bataki.

Connor: Shut the fuck up Tejas you're so dumb.

Tejas: Yiou beat you in Mathcounts so I dunno man.

by chimpuchimpu June 9, 2017

Jack Barakat

the amazingly cute, and halarious lead guitarist of the best band, All Time Low.

Jack Barakat: I'm really good at guitar, excpet for when i actually play.

by ALL13 September 30, 2008

Barakat

One who is seemingly fashionable, attractive and impressive in most things they do.

he thought of himself as a barakat.

by OfficialMarkg7 January 25, 2017