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Bat Cave

The most sacred of places in the whole multiverse, a place of true ascendance and powerful bat’age. Only a few know of the power held in the Bat Cave because many are not worth its power(see Buster for an example). Maintained by Mom and guarded by BrokeBoyKitty, Pop-eye, Buster the pup, Maggie and pup-pup. Fat Bats can be seen flying in and out 24/7, with the outside world not knowing how much actual drugs are in it...
Jason: Yo why can’t I come over?
StudJake: You are not high enough to enter the Bat Cave, you Buster ass nigga
by HolyChonger December 5, 2017
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Bat Cave

When your at a party and you grab two beers and hide one in a secret hiding spot each time thus building a bat cave.
"Damn there's no more beer and I pitched in!"

"Gotham needs us"

"TO THE BAT CAVE!"
by JEWFIST February 5, 2012
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Your place of residence you do not want to bring a fat, ugly or possible psychotic chick/dude home to fuck. cause they might just show up uninvited on day.
person1: so what are you going to do?

person2: I'm not sure I want to fuck, but there's no way I'm taking him/her back to the bat cave
by Zeal1 May 13, 2008
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The place where you hide your porn from your wife/girlfriend.
Q: Dude, where's your boobie mags?
A: In my Bat Cave.
by Sandmanwjcu887 March 24, 2004
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Getting alcohol and heading back to someone's place to drink with friends
Sam: Yo dude, I got Carla, Kelly, Natalie, & Amber & her 2 friends coming to the party
Jonathan: I got the drinks with David, Josh, Christopher & his brother
Jonathan: To The Bat Cave!
by Fred-D December 2, 2009
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Noun: A fortress of solitude construct by hanging ones blanket from the frame of a bunk bed structure so as to block out all sleep disturbing rays of light.

Verb: "To Bat Cave It", or "Bat Cave it up" is the act of constructing ones cave, and then wreaping the glorious benefits of now, being the owner and inhabitant of said Bat Cave.
at around 1400 on wednesday, after a long week of studying and waking up in time to make it to breakfast formation at 0700, cadet T decides to say the hell with the world, drinks a bottle of nyquil and begins making his Bat Cave. just as Cadet T finishes and begins to feel the effects of the nyquil, Cadet F walks in to the large.

Cadet F; sup g? whats that?
Cadet T; Bat Cave nigga.
Cadet F; rough week?
Cadet T; YUTT! i just drank some nyquill.
Cadet F; word, might do the same
(enters Cadet B)
Cadet B; sweet Bat Cave.
(Cadet T passes out on floor)
Cadet B; dibs *crawls into Bat Cave*
by Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee October 21, 2010
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the place where batman keeps all his cool bat dervices like his batcar and bat ninja stars...(and his bat porno mags)
Batman having defeated catwoman went to his bat cave to read his bat porno mags.
by Paish December 25, 2005
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