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Basterd

An intentional misspelling of the word “bastard” in A video game’s chat, so that it will not be censored.
That was my netherite, you basterd!
by amogus mcsusface May 24, 2022
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Sea basterd

by BigIanDries June 1, 2018
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Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
by stebo11 January 30, 2010
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Baterade

The first isotonic beverage that helps both men and women recover all their fluids (ALL of them) after any physical activity. Baterade was introduced as an April Fool's joke by Pornhub in 2019
After playing pocket hockey to beating your sparring partner, Baterade's clinically proven formula can help you refill all the life-giving fluids you need to go at it again.
by squareboy7hills April 1, 2019
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turkey basterd

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.
That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.
by neologisto July 15, 2011
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basterd

One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.
Jon Thomas is a basterd!!
by JonThomas August 26, 2009
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