One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.
by 905 Residents January 9, 2007
Anyone who roots or plays for the most overpaid losers in the history of American sports. (i.e. steroid users A-Rod, Andy pettite, Roger clemens, jason giambi, gary sheffield.........)
-Hey John, did you hear the new deal the Yankee fucking bastards made?
-No, but I'm guessing they paid over $20 million a year for it.
-Yah, you're right.
-No, but I'm guessing they paid over $20 million a year for it.
-Yah, you're right.
by Craig Hundy March 3, 2009
someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
by simple immortality November 11, 2006