farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."

I'll get you, you farging bastage!

by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017

Chinchilla Bastage

A person who is a dumbass and/or complete imbosile

Shut up you chinchilla bastage

Chinchilla Bastage!

by Grundle December 4, 2004

The Bastage

Tenacious, relentless, brutally honest, has no equal.

Scott is the bastage

by Scott - The Bastage December 18, 2008

bastages

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

Bastige

Name used to describe someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.

That boy is one cock-eyed bastige

by DuT July 31, 2004

bassage

Means being "massaged" by loud bass music.

Often in the context of serious car audio installations that are capable of reproducing low frequency (often 15-40hz) loud enough to shake, vibrate the listener and car to the extent it gives the feeling of a massage.

In sentence:
"I was out late night driving, getting my bassage."
"Music was so loud it bassaged me."
"That's one helluva bassage!"

by zrkie August 30, 2014

Beastageddon

Any object, life-form, or action that is so beast (phenomenal) that it is mentally destructive in an either harmful or inspiring way. *It cannot be said for the same reason twice

Ben was skating on a half-pipe when he flipped over on one side of it and landed perfectly on his board.The crowd shouted in unison, "That was Beastageddon!!"

* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.

by TJ Swaggerson December 1, 2009