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bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.
Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!
by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019
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Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
by Niverslice May 26, 2020
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Occupy Barvard

Occupy Barvard is a pussy-powered movement that began sometime in the Fall 2011 semester. #OB was the decision of all the stray cats of East Colonial Drive to come together and fight back against the Barvard students and librarians who do not feed the pussies adequate amounts of food.

The movement is inspired by popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia, and aims to expose how the annoying ugly children in the top 1% of their class are spending too much time in the library and too little time feeding the pussies.
Future Disbarred Attorney #1: Did you see all the Barvard Pussy congregating by the library earlier today?

Future Disbarred Attorney #2: Yea man, haven't you heard about Occupy Barvard? The pussies are here to show the top 1% of our class what's up! Rumor has it their next stop is the trailer!
by FreeMarsha November 16, 2011
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Barnard

Barnard College is a school affiliated with Columbia University. It is a girls-only, artsy school in New York City.

Someone who goes to Barnard will graduate with a degree from Columbia University.

The school is noted for its political science department.
MA2: Didn't you go to Columbia University?

MA3: Technically, I went to Barnard. But I have a degree from Columbia.
by macubed58 November 22, 2009
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Ollie Barnard

A word used to describe someone who is really cool. Usually calling somebody this means they consist of legendary material.
OMG, that guy is SO Ollie Barnard! I wish I was him, he's SO cool!!!
by Randomer9999999 March 30, 2009
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Barcardigan

An invisible cardigan worn by a lady over her tshirt/ blouse when walking home on a freezing night out, which stops her from feeling the cold.

The male version being, of course, the beer jacket
MAN: "It is jolly cold this evening. Would you like to borrow my jacket?"

WOMAN: "No thank you kind sir, I have my Barcardigan on."
by Its not all bad news February 13, 2009
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